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Model: Sara Crooks. 

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Misty Mountain Hop

September 21, 2016 in Photoshoots

Over the hills, where the spirits lie. 

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Unverified Accounts
Feb 3, 2021
Unverified Accounts
Feb 3, 2021

I usually do a write up of the events I’ve organized or hosted and my most-read articles at the end of the year. This was an unusual year (obviously, there is no need to go into it here) so I didn’t bother. Instead I want to highlight a project of mine that I am particularly proud of — it’s my new podcast show, Unverified Accounts, that I cohost with my frequent collaborators, Chris Jesu Lee and Filip Guo. If you're a big movie/TV/book buff, have leftist sympathies, but can't stand 'wokeness' dumbing down our culture, then we're the podcast for you. So far in our 25 episodes, we’ve covered a range of contentious topics.

Feb 3, 2021
The Best Movies of 2020
Dec 30, 2020
The Best Movies of 2020
Dec 30, 2020

This was an um…unusual year. Movie theaters shut down, every single film festival went virtual, all movies were released directly to streaming services, and I ended up watching more new releases since the summer of Moviepass. This year I watched 459 movies.

Dec 30, 2020
My 5 Favorite Books of 2020
Dec 3, 2020
My 5 Favorite Books of 2020
Dec 3, 2020

This year I read mostly non-fiction. Mostly politics too. I learned more about the dangers of American-style democracy and liberalism. I also learned a lot about the CIA and how just much it has harmed the rest of the world. The books that uncovered the truth about the CIA were my favorites of the year because they allowed me to zoom out and truly see the American experiment for what it really is.

Dec 3, 2020
A Biden Win Is Not a Win For Democracy
Nov 5, 2020
A Biden Win Is Not a Win For Democracy
Nov 5, 2020

The Biden presidency will be full of neoliberal austerity, censorship, technocratic rule, inverted totalitarianism, and the most anti-communist sentiment since the Reagan era. This is no win for democracy.

Nov 5, 2020
I'm Sharing My All-Time Favorite Scary Stories With You
Oct 14, 2020
I'm Sharing My All-Time Favorite Scary Stories With You
Oct 14, 2020

IT’S SPOOKY SEASON AGAIN! My favorite time of the year (after summer, of course)! Let's change it up a little and have some fun.

Oct 14, 2020
Two Of My Favorite Filipino Horror Stories
Oct 1, 2020
Two Of My Favorite Filipino Horror Stories
Oct 1, 2020

A little something different since October is also Filipino American History Month! I LOVE horror movies (especially the ones from the 70s and 80s before CGI came along and ruined everything) and I LOVE reading scary stories, especially ones that are based on real life events. The truth is always stranger and way scarier than fiction, am I right?

Oct 1, 2020
You Will Never Convince Me To Vote Democrat Ever Again
Aug 16, 2020
You Will Never Convince Me To Vote Democrat Ever Again
Aug 16, 2020

The Democrat party is not on your side. It has never been on your side. I was just as angry when Donald Trump was voted into office back in 2016 but I’ve learned a lot since then. My politics were much more binary back then and I was naive enough to believe that though both political parties were bad, the Democrats were at least a lesser evil than the Republicans. I WAS WRONG. Ever since I was in college, I always believed that voting was one of the most important things you could do. I don’t believe that anymore. In fact, I’m not voting this year. Especially after finding out that Joe Biden chose Kamala Harris as his running mate.

Aug 16, 2020
I'm Sick Of The Pandemic Too...Because It's Killing Us
Jul 13, 2020
I'm Sick Of The Pandemic Too...Because It's Killing Us
Jul 13, 2020

My 89 year old Auntie Milagros Romero Alonzo died of covid last Friday. She was alone in the ICU because nobody was allowed to visit her. Her nurse held up a phone so that we could all say goodbye to her via Facetime. Now we are planning a Zoom funeral. Take this pandemic seriously.

Jul 13, 2020
A Personal Post About Our 16 Weeks (And Counting) in Quarantine
Jun 16, 2020
A Personal Post About Our 16 Weeks (And Counting) in Quarantine
Jun 16, 2020

This is a personal post about what my family and I have been up to in the 15 weeks (and counting) that we’ve been in quarantine. This blog has gotten more and more political in the past few years and I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. I know I haven’t written as much since the pandemic started but the truth is that it’s been hard to concentrate. The news cycle moves so fast that it’s hard to formulate any kind of commentary more than a tweet or a blurb in Instagram stories.

Jun 16, 2020
Just Because You're Sick of the Pandemic Doesn't Mean It's Over
May 25, 2020
Just Because You're Sick of the Pandemic Doesn't Mean It's Over
May 25, 2020

Just because you’re sick of being in quarantine and you’re sick of not being able to go out to eat or go shopping, doesn’t mean it’s safe to go out again. It doesn’t mean that the pandemic is over. Far from it.

May 25, 2020
What The Hell Happened To American Journalism?
Apr 14, 2020
What The Hell Happened To American Journalism?
Apr 14, 2020

What the hell happened to American journalism? How did we get to a point where the news is no longer trustworthy? What happened to the fourth estate of government?

Apr 14, 2020
Shut It All Down
Mar 15, 2020
Shut It All Down
Mar 15, 2020

Allowing people to work from home and shutting down schools isn’t stopping people from going out and accelerating the spread of coronavirus. Warmly inviting people to practice voluntary social distancing isn’t working either. It’s time to take more drastic measures. SHUT IT ALL DOWN. STAY HOME. The only things that should remain open are grocery stores, banks, gas stations, pharmacies and hospitals.

Mar 15, 2020
What We Need To Think About During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Mar 12, 2020
What We Need To Think About During The Coronavirus Lockdown
Mar 12, 2020

Social distancing. Lockdown. If you’re like thousands — no, millions — of people around the world, you are most likely at home, avoiding physical contact with the outside world, in the hopes of escaping the coronavirus. This pandemic is bringing to light several things at once.

Mar 12, 2020
Bernie or Bust
Feb 24, 2020
Bernie or Bust
Feb 24, 2020

A Bernie vs. Trump election is a centrist’s nightmare. Fifty years ago, Bernie Sanders’ policies were actually mainstream. That he and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) and their supporters are portrayed as "extreme" shows how insanely far-right U.S. politics are now. He and AOC shouldn't be seen as radical at all. They should be the center. Democrats have pushed the center so far to the right that people like Obama, Hilary, and Warren are considered left of center, rather than the conservatives that they really are.

Feb 24, 2020
On Landmark Movies, the Oscars and the Uselessness of Media Representation
Feb 2, 2020
On Landmark Movies, the Oscars and the Uselessness of Media Representation
Feb 2, 2020

I’m often not a fan of a first-timer winning Best Actor or Best Actress without a proven track record of great work. Too often, they go on to be nothing more than one-hit wonders. The fact that the Academy has frequently awarded one hit wonders that have no lasting impact is what makes people think of the awards as culturally irrelevant.

Feb 2, 2020
Cancel Culture Does Exist...And It's Wrong
Jan 24, 2020
Cancel Culture Does Exist...And It's Wrong
Jan 24, 2020

The demand for moral perfection from everyone is ridiculous, especially when the goalposts keep changing. People who participate in cancel culture are just acting morally superior and self-righteous. It’s not progressive. It’s not at all liberal. In fact, it’s illiberal. And it doesn’t work.

Jan 24, 2020
Why Net Neutrality Is Something We Should All Be Concerned About
Jan 21, 2020
Why Net Neutrality Is Something We Should All Be Concerned About
Jan 21, 2020

Net neutrality is a topic that we all should be concerned about, including those without a computer or internet access at home. Almost everything is done online these days so people without internet access are already at a huge disadvantage. Restricting or blocking the internet will affect every single one of us, which is why the debate over net neutrality is something to be closely followed.

Jan 21, 2020
Since 2020 Is An Election Year, Here Are Some Things To Remember...
Jan 20, 2020
Since 2020 Is An Election Year, Here Are Some Things To Remember...
Jan 20, 2020

Politics was once framed as if it might be removed from the stuff of our daily lives, like it was some sort of fringe interest. Declaring a lack of interest in politics was the norm, especially among young people. The last election showed us that every part of our daily lives is political. In November, there is a strong possibility that Donald Trump will be re-elected, that we will have our first woman president if Elizabeth Warren is elected or that we will have our most left-leaning, progressive president ever if Bernie Sanders wins. Whatever happens, no outcome will go unchallenged. Get ready.

Jan 20, 2020
You Guys, It's MEGXIT: Fuck the Royal Family
Jan 8, 2020
You Guys, It's MEGXIT: Fuck the Royal Family
Jan 8, 2020

A couple of years ago, I was totally BASHED online for blogging that Prince Harry and Princess Meghan should run far, far away from the Royal Family, especially after seeing what they did to Princess Diana…I’m happy to say that that blog post has aged quite well.

Jan 8, 2020
2019 Was An Embarrassment of Riches For Movies
Jan 2, 2020
2019 Was An Embarrassment of Riches For Movies
Jan 2, 2020

Today is the day that the ballots for the Oscars went out. We haven’t had this good of a year for movies…ever. Critics have long declared 1999 the best year ever for movies, and for a long time I agreed. Until now.

Jan 2, 2020
My Favorite Filipino Christmas (Pasko) Traditions
Dec 23, 2019
My Favorite Filipino Christmas (Pasko) Traditions
Dec 23, 2019

With the vast majority of Filipinos being Catholic, the most prominent holiday celebrated in the Philippines is Christmas (“Pasko” in Tagalog).

Dec 23, 2019
The Best Asian American Books of 2019
Dec 18, 2019
The Best Asian American Books of 2019
Dec 18, 2019

My favorite books by Asian American authors in 2019, in no particular order. I probably read about sixty books this year. Something that I’ve been thinking about a lot is that for all our fascination with technology, we’ve forgotten how transformative a simple book can be. 

Dec 18, 2019
If We're In Late Stage Capitalism, Does That Mean the End of Capitalism Is Near?
Dec 14, 2019
If We're In Late Stage Capitalism, Does That Mean the End of Capitalism Is Near?
Dec 14, 2019

At this point, the phrase is everywhere. Late capitalism, in its current usage, is meant to describe the stage of capitalism where things get so bad that a revolution happens. The term was popularized by a Marxist theorist and activist named Ernest Mandel in the mid-twentieth century. I think it sounds almost ominous because a “late” period implies that we are at the end of something.

Dec 14, 2019
Where to Find Me in December
Dec 4, 2019
Where to Find Me in December
Dec 4, 2019

After a relaxing Friendsgiving weekend bonding with my kasamas, it’s time to get back to organizing! Here are a few things coming up this month. Please check back regularly as this page will be updated as more events are confirmed.

Dec 4, 2019
Capitalism Sucks
Nov 30, 2019
Capitalism Sucks
Nov 30, 2019

Our free market is run by selfish, untrustworthy sociopaths. Corruption has become the norm. In the last 30 years, our checks and balances have been badly eroded. And it was only 25 years ago that the world celebrated the “triumph” of American capitalism. Is this a coincidence? No.

Nov 30, 2019
Only Colonizers Celebrate Thanksgiving: Saying NO THANKS!
Nov 26, 2019
Only Colonizers Celebrate Thanksgiving: Saying NO THANKS!
Nov 26, 2019

I may not be a politician nor do I have a lot of power. But I will use my voice to humbly say that looking back on the twentieth century, I find nationalism and exceptionalism really creepy. Next week, our country will be celebrating one of the worst holidays of all. To Native Americans, Thanksgiving is a day of mourning because it is a reminder that in return for their help, they were repaid with the loss of their land and destruction of their people.

Nov 26, 2019
Decolonize Your Bookshelves with Randy Ribay
Nov 24, 2019
Decolonize Your Bookshelves with Randy Ribay
Nov 24, 2019

Yesterday was my third Decolonize Your Bookshelves event and once again, I felt rejuvenated by doing my part to bring joy into the art of resistance. At this event, we celebrated the work of Randy Ribay, author of Patron Saints of Nothing, and a 2019 National Book Awards finalist. Randy is also a convener for Malaya Movement and based in the San Francisco Bay Area. His work--which is exhilarating, harrowing, uplifting and redemptive--is a powerful testament to so many of our experiences, and it is deeply resonant for me personally.

Nov 24, 2019
Public Libraries Are Socialism In Action
Nov 12, 2019
Public Libraries Are Socialism In Action
Nov 12, 2019

The public library system is basically socialism at its best. It’s one of the few environments that doesn’t judge anyone or take advantage of anyone. It doesn’t try to sell anything and it can’t be bought. It offers people dignity and nobility.

Nov 12, 2019
The Diversity and Inclusion Industry is Complete Bullshit
Nov 4, 2019
The Diversity and Inclusion Industry is Complete Bullshit
Nov 4, 2019

Can you really train people to be more accepting of diversity after making them sit through a 2-hour seminar? No. Let's be realistic. It's too conceptual. And simply outlawing bias doesn't make it go away. Never mind that almost every single training facilitator will do everything they can to avoid actually saying the word “racism".”

Nov 4, 2019
Why Joining An MLM Will Ruin Your Life
Nov 4, 2019
Why Joining An MLM Will Ruin Your Life
Nov 4, 2019

Everyday, people get sucked into the lure of MLMs (“multi-level marketing” or “network marketing”) and I can’t stress enough the need to stay far, far away from them. I understand the need for flexibility, especially if you are a full-time student or are raising young children. Believe me, I also understand getting a job that allows you to create your own schedule and work remotely takes Hunger Games level competition.

Nov 4, 2019
Featured
Unverified Accounts
Unverified Accounts

I usually do a write up of the events I’ve organized or hosted and my most-read articles at the end of the year. This was an unusual year (obviously, there is no need to go into it here) so I didn’t bother. Instead I want to highlight a project of mine that I am particularly proud of — it’s my new podcast show, Unverified Accounts, that I cohost with my frequent collaborators, Chris Jesu Lee and Filip Guo. If you're a big movie/TV/book buff, have leftist sympathies, but can't stand 'wokeness' dumbing down our culture, then we're the podcast for you. So far in our 25 episodes, we’ve covered a range of contentious topics.

The Best Movies of 2020
The Best Movies of 2020

This was an um…unusual year. Movie theaters shut down, every single film festival went virtual, all movies were released directly to streaming services, and I ended up watching more new releases since the summer of Moviepass. This year I watched 459 movies.

My 5 Favorite Books of 2020
My 5 Favorite Books of 2020

This year I read mostly non-fiction. Mostly politics too. I learned more about the dangers of American-style democracy and liberalism. I also learned a lot about the CIA and how just much it has harmed the rest of the world. The books that uncovered the truth about the CIA were my favorites of the year because they allowed me to zoom out and truly see the American experiment for what it really is.

A Biden Win Is Not a Win For Democracy
A Biden Win Is Not a Win For Democracy

The Biden presidency will be full of neoliberal austerity, censorship, technocratic rule, inverted totalitarianism, and the most anti-communist sentiment since the Reagan era. This is no win for democracy.

I'm Sharing My All-Time Favorite Scary Stories With You
I'm Sharing My All-Time Favorite Scary Stories With You

IT’S SPOOKY SEASON AGAIN! My favorite time of the year (after summer, of course)! Let's change it up a little and have some fun.

Two Of My Favorite Filipino Horror Stories
Two Of My Favorite Filipino Horror Stories

A little something different since October is also Filipino American History Month! I LOVE horror movies (especially the ones from the 70s and 80s before CGI came along and ruined everything) and I LOVE reading scary stories, especially ones that are based on real life events. The truth is always stranger and way scarier than fiction, am I right?

You Will Never Convince Me To Vote Democrat Ever Again
You Will Never Convince Me To Vote Democrat Ever Again

The Democrat party is not on your side. It has never been on your side. I was just as angry when Donald Trump was voted into office back in 2016 but I’ve learned a lot since then. My politics were much more binary back then and I was naive enough to believe that though both political parties were bad, the Democrats were at least a lesser evil than the Republicans. I WAS WRONG. Ever since I was in college, I always believed that voting was one of the most important things you could do. I don’t believe that anymore. In fact, I’m not voting this year. Especially after finding out that Joe Biden chose Kamala Harris as his running mate.

I'm Sick Of The Pandemic Too...Because It's Killing Us
I'm Sick Of The Pandemic Too...Because It's Killing Us

My 89 year old Auntie Milagros Romero Alonzo died of covid last Friday. She was alone in the ICU because nobody was allowed to visit her. Her nurse held up a phone so that we could all say goodbye to her via Facetime. Now we are planning a Zoom funeral. Take this pandemic seriously.

A Personal Post About Our 16 Weeks (And Counting) in Quarantine
A Personal Post About Our 16 Weeks (And Counting) in Quarantine

This is a personal post about what my family and I have been up to in the 15 weeks (and counting) that we’ve been in quarantine. This blog has gotten more and more political in the past few years and I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. I know I haven’t written as much since the pandemic started but the truth is that it’s been hard to concentrate. The news cycle moves so fast that it’s hard to formulate any kind of commentary more than a tweet or a blurb in Instagram stories.

Just Because You're Sick of the Pandemic Doesn't Mean It's Over
Just Because You're Sick of the Pandemic Doesn't Mean It's Over

Just because you’re sick of being in quarantine and you’re sick of not being able to go out to eat or go shopping, doesn’t mean it’s safe to go out again. It doesn’t mean that the pandemic is over. Far from it.

What The Hell Happened To American Journalism?
What The Hell Happened To American Journalism?

What the hell happened to American journalism? How did we get to a point where the news is no longer trustworthy? What happened to the fourth estate of government?

Shut It All Down
Shut It All Down

Allowing people to work from home and shutting down schools isn’t stopping people from going out and accelerating the spread of coronavirus. Warmly inviting people to practice voluntary social distancing isn’t working either. It’s time to take more drastic measures. SHUT IT ALL DOWN. STAY HOME. The only things that should remain open are grocery stores, banks, gas stations, pharmacies and hospitals.

What We Need To Think About During The Coronavirus Lockdown
What We Need To Think About During The Coronavirus Lockdown

Social distancing. Lockdown. If you’re like thousands — no, millions — of people around the world, you are most likely at home, avoiding physical contact with the outside world, in the hopes of escaping the coronavirus. This pandemic is bringing to light several things at once.

Bernie or Bust
Bernie or Bust

A Bernie vs. Trump election is a centrist’s nightmare. Fifty years ago, Bernie Sanders’ policies were actually mainstream. That he and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) and their supporters are portrayed as "extreme" shows how insanely far-right U.S. politics are now. He and AOC shouldn't be seen as radical at all. They should be the center. Democrats have pushed the center so far to the right that people like Obama, Hilary, and Warren are considered left of center, rather than the conservatives that they really are.

On Landmark Movies, the Oscars and the Uselessness of Media Representation
On Landmark Movies, the Oscars and the Uselessness of Media Representation

I’m often not a fan of a first-timer winning Best Actor or Best Actress without a proven track record of great work. Too often, they go on to be nothing more than one-hit wonders. The fact that the Academy has frequently awarded one hit wonders that have no lasting impact is what makes people think of the awards as culturally irrelevant.

Cancel Culture Does Exist...And It's Wrong
Cancel Culture Does Exist...And It's Wrong

The demand for moral perfection from everyone is ridiculous, especially when the goalposts keep changing. People who participate in cancel culture are just acting morally superior and self-righteous. It’s not progressive. It’s not at all liberal. In fact, it’s illiberal. And it doesn’t work.

Why Net Neutrality Is Something We Should All Be Concerned About
Why Net Neutrality Is Something We Should All Be Concerned About

Net neutrality is a topic that we all should be concerned about, including those without a computer or internet access at home. Almost everything is done online these days so people without internet access are already at a huge disadvantage. Restricting or blocking the internet will affect every single one of us, which is why the debate over net neutrality is something to be closely followed.

Since 2020 Is An Election Year, Here Are Some Things To Remember...
Since 2020 Is An Election Year, Here Are Some Things To Remember...

Politics was once framed as if it might be removed from the stuff of our daily lives, like it was some sort of fringe interest. Declaring a lack of interest in politics was the norm, especially among young people. The last election showed us that every part of our daily lives is political. In November, there is a strong possibility that Donald Trump will be re-elected, that we will have our first woman president if Elizabeth Warren is elected or that we will have our most left-leaning, progressive president ever if Bernie Sanders wins. Whatever happens, no outcome will go unchallenged. Get ready.

You Guys, It's MEGXIT: Fuck the Royal Family
You Guys, It's MEGXIT: Fuck the Royal Family

A couple of years ago, I was totally BASHED online for blogging that Prince Harry and Princess Meghan should run far, far away from the Royal Family, especially after seeing what they did to Princess Diana…I’m happy to say that that blog post has aged quite well.

2019 Was An Embarrassment of Riches For Movies
2019 Was An Embarrassment of Riches For Movies

Today is the day that the ballots for the Oscars went out. We haven’t had this good of a year for movies…ever. Critics have long declared 1999 the best year ever for movies, and for a long time I agreed. Until now.

My Favorite Filipino Christmas (Pasko) Traditions
My Favorite Filipino Christmas (Pasko) Traditions

With the vast majority of Filipinos being Catholic, the most prominent holiday celebrated in the Philippines is Christmas (“Pasko” in Tagalog).

The Best Asian American Books of 2019
The Best Asian American Books of 2019

My favorite books by Asian American authors in 2019, in no particular order. I probably read about sixty books this year. Something that I’ve been thinking about a lot is that for all our fascination with technology, we’ve forgotten how transformative a simple book can be. 

If We're In Late Stage Capitalism, Does That Mean the End of Capitalism Is Near?
If We're In Late Stage Capitalism, Does That Mean the End of Capitalism Is Near?

At this point, the phrase is everywhere. Late capitalism, in its current usage, is meant to describe the stage of capitalism where things get so bad that a revolution happens. The term was popularized by a Marxist theorist and activist named Ernest Mandel in the mid-twentieth century. I think it sounds almost ominous because a “late” period implies that we are at the end of something.

Where to Find Me in December
Where to Find Me in December

After a relaxing Friendsgiving weekend bonding with my kasamas, it’s time to get back to organizing! Here are a few things coming up this month. Please check back regularly as this page will be updated as more events are confirmed.

Capitalism Sucks
Capitalism Sucks

Our free market is run by selfish, untrustworthy sociopaths. Corruption has become the norm. In the last 30 years, our checks and balances have been badly eroded. And it was only 25 years ago that the world celebrated the “triumph” of American capitalism. Is this a coincidence? No.

Only Colonizers Celebrate Thanksgiving: Saying NO THANKS!
Only Colonizers Celebrate Thanksgiving: Saying NO THANKS!

I may not be a politician nor do I have a lot of power. But I will use my voice to humbly say that looking back on the twentieth century, I find nationalism and exceptionalism really creepy. Next week, our country will be celebrating one of the worst holidays of all. To Native Americans, Thanksgiving is a day of mourning because it is a reminder that in return for their help, they were repaid with the loss of their land and destruction of their people.

Decolonize Your Bookshelves with Randy Ribay
Decolonize Your Bookshelves with Randy Ribay

Yesterday was my third Decolonize Your Bookshelves event and once again, I felt rejuvenated by doing my part to bring joy into the art of resistance. At this event, we celebrated the work of Randy Ribay, author of Patron Saints of Nothing, and a 2019 National Book Awards finalist. Randy is also a convener for Malaya Movement and based in the San Francisco Bay Area. His work--which is exhilarating, harrowing, uplifting and redemptive--is a powerful testament to so many of our experiences, and it is deeply resonant for me personally.

Public Libraries Are Socialism In Action
Public Libraries Are Socialism In Action

The public library system is basically socialism at its best. It’s one of the few environments that doesn’t judge anyone or take advantage of anyone. It doesn’t try to sell anything and it can’t be bought. It offers people dignity and nobility.

The Diversity and Inclusion Industry is Complete Bullshit
The Diversity and Inclusion Industry is Complete Bullshit

Can you really train people to be more accepting of diversity after making them sit through a 2-hour seminar? No. Let's be realistic. It's too conceptual. And simply outlawing bias doesn't make it go away. Never mind that almost every single training facilitator will do everything they can to avoid actually saying the word “racism".”

Why Joining An MLM Will Ruin Your Life
Why Joining An MLM Will Ruin Your Life

Everyday, people get sucked into the lure of MLMs (“multi-level marketing” or “network marketing”) and I can’t stress enough the need to stay far, far away from them. I understand the need for flexibility, especially if you are a full-time student or are raising young children. Believe me, I also understand getting a job that allows you to create your own schedule and work remotely takes Hunger Games level competition.