Romper, Free People. Choker, Brightside Boutique. Thigh-high gladiator sandals, Jeffrey Campbell. Sunnies, Free People.
When I'm feeling super lazy about getting dressed, I turn to rompers, dresses and these thigh-high gladiator sandals by Jeffrey Campbell. Yes, rompers and dresses are for being lazy because separates require more thought, especially if you're a fan of clashing colors and mixing patterns like me.
Since I only wear rompers on my lazy days, they have to pass a simple test before I decide to purchase them. First, do I need to suck in my stomach? If so, nope. It goes right back on the rack. Sucking in my stomach is reserved for bodycon dresses and crop tops. Second, how hard is it to pee while I'm wearing it? Do I need someone to help me unzip it in the bathroom? If so, nope again and back on the rack it goes.
Both of these rompers pass the test. So go ahead and hit up the buffet as many times as you like and finish that 7-Eleven Big Gulp. You're welcome.